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Pick one thing on his profile and make fun of him for it.
Did he really need to have his shirt off at that block party? Type this sentence verbatim: "So, where should we get that drink?
Is that really his dog/baby/infinity pool or is he just using it to attract women? " You already know that this person finds you attractive, because they swiped right/hearted you, etc., so why even waste time on a half-hearted conversation, when the point of online dating is dating in real life, not finding a pen pal.4. " I don't exactly know why, but guys really respond to this.
Making fun of someone in a light-hearted way creates instant intimacy 2. Everyone loves talking about themselves, and trading personal stories is a great way to get things rolling (and will give you something to talk about on the first date). "What's the most embarrassing thing you did in grade school? Send an invite coded in emojis: (pointing finger + martini glass + ? Maybe because it acknowledges the silliness of online dating without explicitly complaining about online dating, which can come off as a bit rich since you are, you know, online dating.
) Using tiny pictures instead of words somehow makes asking someone out not so intimidating. Maybe it's because it shows that you don't take yourself too seriously and are maybe just a little bit kooky.
You're also displaying your prowess with an i Phone and testing his ability to translate pictures into words. It's sort of like falling down as soon as you walk into a party: It's scary for a second, but breaks the ice so fast and so thoroughly that everyone can let their guard down.6. You may have heard every line in the book, but the average male has never had someone suggest that he fell from heaven.
Something that would have you eye-rolling, like, "Why is someone as hot as you looking for a date?
" will probably have him messaging you back, fast.7. Open with a random emoji (nail painting is always good) and wait.
" Also, maybe you also loved that book/movie/food item, and now you guys have something in common and are going to be watching Foreign Thrillers with Strong Female Leads together forever! " It's a little unorthodox, but anything's better than "Sup?